Larry Craig Remix "Tap Three Times . . .

. . . on the stall floor if you want me; badge on the floor, if the answer is no."



Well, in what has to be the most bizarre story of the day, we learn that Larry Craig's "disorderly conduct" charge from last month was for, well, propositioning a police oficer through a system of Morse Code and (foot-based) sign language. I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for his lingering outside another man's stall door (who happened to be a police officer), taking the stall next to his, tapping his feet on the floor, gently tapping his stall-neighbor's foot, and then swiping his hand under the stall--all of which is apparently the universal signal for "come over to my stall." Larry was busted when the officer waved his badge under the door, the universal signal for "no thank you, and, by the way, you're under arrest (and thrown out of the Romney campaign.")

There has to be a logical explanation, because there's simply no way that Larry Craig is a homosexual--after all, he's been denying this claim since at least 1982, as shown in the last 30 seconds of this YouTube clip!




UPDATE: Just found the explanation. Seems Larry has a "wide stance" when going to the bathroom, and was reaching for a piece of paper on the floor.